Jacob W. Lyman's Crazy World: March 2009

Monday, March 30, 2009

Soda Fountain

Who said mixing soda was disgusting? It all matters on several basic principles,

1 Have a base flavor, like Sprite or cola.

2 Fruit flavors will always mix well.

3 Cola flavors do not mix well.

4 Root beer does not mix well!

5 Do not drown out the base flavor, ever!

Lost in Cyber Space

Writers block, a nightmare for even a blogger! As you have noticed my blog has been empty for a while because of dreaded writers cramp. Do not worry about writters cramp though because when it happens I will not be informing you again!* (Although no posts in a week is a sign of writters cramp)

*Okay maybe I will inform you again.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME (or do)

Warning Disgusting Food Content

Ah the days in the condo! Our current home was under construction and we had to live in a temporary rental. Unfortunately our home had no cupboard space. So all we had on hand for meals was very limited supplies.

Using some ingenuity I concocted a desert of our very sparse supplies.

First I got four frozen waffles.

I then doused the waffles in Ice Cream.

Now if I had left it alone here maybe I would of created something edible! But instead I decided to add....

.....Almond Extract.....

....And A LOT of it.

Hence we ended up eating soggy almond waffles that night.

Never eat soggy waffles.

Ever!!!